I always take Benton on a long walk before I have to go to work. Yesterday, this worked to my major disadvantage.
We have a lake about two blocks from our house, and lately we have had a major geese issue. We haven't just had a few; we have had flocks and flocks. In general, it doesn't bother me because I grew up at the lake in Council Grove, and the noise makes me feel like I'm home. We're also far enough from the lake that the poop isn't in our yard.
So, as I walked Benton yesterday, he started rolling violently on what appeared to be just regular snow-packed ground. I thought it was cute, so I let him do it. Then, when he rolled far enough away for me to see the ground, I notice there was GOOSE POOP! My precious won't-walk-in-mud, hates-to-be-dirty dog is rolling in feces! I also had no time to do anything about it. The closest dog wash is 30 minutes away on the opposite part of town.
I emailed my hubby a disgusted hurried note, and I tried to forget about it after I put Benton in his crate. Apparently, Kevin did not forget about it. :) Photo courtesy of Kevin Reynolds :)

Kevin is much braver than I am because I have
never attempted to give Benton a bath at home. When I came home, my precious puppy was smelling like a clean dog and was super fluffy to boot! I have the best husband in the world!